Ah Man!! What A Big Dull Dud!!

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It is with great sadness that we bring you this news. Here at Mr. Paparazzi we are very sorry to inform you that the alleged Lohan/Best sex tape that we told you about earlier is in fact a phoney! The girl is officially NOT Lindsay and the guy, well we presume it’s not Calum (but once you take Lohan out of the equation we couldn’t really care less)…

If you feel the need to see the video for yourself then CLICK HERE for all the proof you will ever need…

Capital Awards 08!! And The Winners Are….

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First and foremost we would like to congratulate Kerry for winning our competition to see who could correctly guess the most number of awards, five out of eight, bravo!

So anyway the big winners of the night at the Capital Awards voted for by ‘real Londoners’ were as follows……

London’s Favourite UK Male Artist – Mika

London’s Favourite UK Female Artist – Leona Lewis

London’s Favourite UK Group – Take That

London’s Favourite UK Single – Mark Ronson – Valerie

London’s Favourite UK Album – Mika – Life in Cartoon Motion

London’s Favourite UK Breakthrough Artist – The Hoosiers

London’s Favourite International Artist – Rihanna

London’s Favourite International Breakthrough Artist – Robyn

Studio 7: Live Session Award – Scouting For Girls

News of the World ‘Fabulous Award’ – Girls Aloud

45 45s at 45 : THE CONCEPT

On June 18th 2008, I will turn 45 years of age. That’s in just under three months time.

One of my all time heroes, Bill Drummond, marked his 45th Birthday with the writing of a book that was partly biographical, partly philosophical but completely genius.

I’d love to have the talent to do something similar, but instead I’ve decided that I’ll make do by saying a few words on 45 of my all-time

Is It Just Us Or Does Caprice Look….

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A bit like she’s had her face stretched so far back it’s going to snap another famous person?……

She does! She looks just like Janice Dickinson!! Now we know Janice has had plenty of work done on her face but still there is a 16-year age gap between them for crying out loud.

Competition- Capital Radio Awards 08…

The Capital Awards, in aid of Help A London Child are in full swing, with more and more celebrities gracing the red carpet as we type. Now rather than stare at the clock and get all depressed that while we’re stuck at work the celebs are enjoying a lavish award show we thought we’d play a game. Hopefully it will help get us into the Easter, long weekend, party spirit….

We’ve circled who we think/want to win each award and we’ll be checking back later to see how many we got right (CLICK HERE). But this is the exciting part, well for you anyway…..

Yesterday we got a load of pens, stickers and other tacky Mr. Paparazzi merchandise delivered to our office and whoever manages to correctly guess the most winners will receive a lovely bundle of goodies in the post. What you waiting for!? Get guessing…

You Know You’ve Really Made It When…

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Southpark makes an entire episode called Britney Watch!! But the big question is- is it even funny??

Watching Britney getting hunted by the media and then attempting suicide? We think it’s little too close to the truth to be classed as entertainment but hey maybe that’s the point. What do you think?

Lindsay Lohan Calum Best Sex Tape?

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Is this a picture of Lindsay Lohan doing naughty things to Calum Best? Well the rumour mill (aka internet bloggers) think it is. Apparently the footage was shot on a camera phone and ever the gent Calum made the mistake of forwarding it on to some friends who in turn forwarded it on to their friends and hey presto just like magic it makes it onto the World Wide Web…

If this is true and we sincerely hope it is, we just have one teeny tiny question… Unless Calum Best has go-go-gadget arms who was shooting the video while Lindsay sucked Calum’s c**k???

Private Prada Film Screening..

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Quite why fashion label Prada were hosting a private film screening for the animated short film, ‘Trembled Blossoms’ at the Beverly Hills Epicenter last night is something of a mystery. As is the reason why so many of the celebrity guests were in such playful moods. Extra special goody bags perhaps??

Kate Moss Is A Very Lucky Lady..

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Do you hate the quote, ‘as water runs to the sea, money runs to the rich?’ Well if you do we advise you don’t read the rest of this blog post as it may just grind your gears. You have been warned…

Last night Philip Green- one of the richest businessmen in Britain, was accompanied to a casino in London by Kate Moss- the richest supermodel in Britain and judging by the bulging packet Kate was carrying as she left we think it’s fair to assume Kate won big! Hmpf!! *insert something about life not being fair here*

Guess Who’s The Mummy???

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Which celebrity does this little cutie pie belongs to? We’ll give you a clue she didn’t get paid millions by People magazine for the first exclusive snaps…

Musician-turned-reality TV star, Myleene Klass looked fabulous as she breezed through Leicester Square yesterday with her bouncing baby Ava strapped firmly to her chest.