Don’t forget your lyrics Jessica

 

Jessica Simpson opened up for Rascal Flats in Grand Rapids, Michigan and completely bombed.  She seemed to struggle with her ear mic, forget her lyrics mumbling through songs while fighting back from breaking down.  Jessica asked her band to start over a song because of her forgetfulness. According to Cindi Berger a representative  for Simpson said “Jessica had a off night”.   Simpson apologized to the 9000 people that were there by mouthing the words “sorry”. Somehow I don’t think the 9000 people were there to see her shit performance anyway.  After finishing her last song it looked as if she was wiping away tears as she walked off stage.  I don’t understand how a singer can forget there lyrics. How hard is it to remember lyrics from a damn song?  Correct me if I’m wrong but if your getting paid millions to do a job, you better know how to do it!

Kevin Ferderline is officially a fat ass

 

Step aside Jessica because Kevin wins this trophy.  In the last couple months I did notice he was a little more plump but damn! He now resembles a has been roly poly fat chipmunk.  I say has been as if he was ever anything besides Britney’s leach.   Perhaps we will see him in the next Biggest Loser! Only if there is money involved of course.

He’s Just Not That Into You Wins Weekend Box Office Race

Y’all were totally into it!

The star studded He’s Just Not That Into You (Drew, ScarJo, Affleck) is the #1 movie in America. It’s expected to be at the $28 million mark by the end of Sunday.

Coming in second was last week’s numero uno, thriller Taken. The Liam Neeson flick will take in about $20 million this weekend.

And rounding out the top three is the animated feature Coraline. The stop motion flick will pull in about $15 million. We hear the visuals are amazing and can’t wait to see it in 3D!

Katy Perry Does a Salma

Hellooooo boobies!

Katy Perry’s girls came out to play for the Clive Davis tribute event in LA on Saturday night.

Salma-riffic!

If you’ve got the titays, work ‘em!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Whitney Houston Dazzles Grammy Crowd

She has risen!

Whitney Houston’s return to the stage at a pre-Grammy fete honoring her mega mogul mentor Clive Davis is being hailed as a triumph.

Actor/music man Jamie Foxx told a reporter there, “We all crossed our fingers that her beautiful story would end (happily). This is a new begining.”

While singing her hit I’m Every Woman, decked out in a sexy animal print dress, Miz Houston reportedly adjusted the lyrics a bit and sang, “I’ve got it, I’ve got it!”

Girl, we’re glad you’ve got it again!

Did anyone sneak any video out? Please share!!!

We’re dying to see it!

[Image via AP Photo.]

Jordan and Family Do the Obligatory Famewhore Visit to The Grove

Shoppers at the Grove in LA got a big paparazzi treat on Saturday, thanks to former Brit glamour model Jordan, hubby Peter Andre, the cute kids and their hanger-ons.

We can’t believe how ‘normal’ Jordan looks!

Peter was homoriffic, as usual.

[Image via WENN.]

Usher’s Wife Messes Everything Up

Poor Usher!

We assume he doesn’t get many invites to do stuff because his wife’s a supposed pain in the ass.

And, now, she’s apparently the reason why he had to bow out of performing at the big, star-studded pre-Grammy Clive Davis tribute concert in LA on Saturday.

Wifey Tameka’s nip and tuck in Brazil, of all places, apparently went all sorts of wrong and he had to fly down there to be with her.

Who’s watching the kids in Atlanta?

We don’t understand why she had to go all the way to Brazil!

Way to eff up husband’s efforts to take back the crown from Ne-Yo, Tameka!

[Image via Getty Images.]

We Found It!!!!

She’s definitely back, y’all.

Now there’s proof!!!

Click here to watch footage that a crafty fan obtained of Whitney Houston performing at Clive Davis’ big Grammy pre-party on Saturday night.

Granted, she may not be able to hit all the notes she used to, but she still sounds DAMN GOOD. And she definitely sounds better and better and she sings more.

Bravo!!!!

Welcome back, Whit!!!!

Wino’s Heading Back to the UK to Handle Some Blaaaake Business

Amy Winehouse is cutting out on her two month-long vacation in the Caribbean to take care of divorce stuff in London.

A ‘close friend’ of Cracky’s says that, “She’ll be back to form a battle plan. Amy wants nothing more to do with husband Blake (Fielder Civil). She’s sick of him harassing her so she wants out of the country (St. Lucia) ASAP.”

And, it looks like Blaaaaake Incarcerated is not the only one who’s going to be presenting the divorce judge with an explosive, detailed ‘bad spouse’ file.

The snitch revealed that Amy has been maintaining a secret file on Blaaake’s horrible ways.

This is going to be one heck of a cracky, knock-down fight!

Loves it!

[Image via WENN.]

Eddie Murphy Ordered to Pay Millions to His Spice Baby

Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown and her baby daddy, Eddie Murphy, have apparently settled their 15-month child support battle.

Eddie has agreed to shell out $50K/month for the upkeep of Angel, the daughter he denied was his ’til DNA results came in, from now to her 18th birthday.

Eddie has also FINALLY agreed to see little Angel.

It’s about time he put aside his douchery!

[Mel/Angel image via GSI Media. Eddie image via Mavrix Online.]