Courtney Tells Madonna To Stay Out Of London!

Courtney, Courtney!

We love you, but just who do you think you are? You can’t mess with Her Madgesty!

Our favorite celebrity blogger said, “Madonna had better stay the hell away from London when I move here to live. There’s no room for us both.”

She then threw a compact mirror at Madonna and rolled around on the ground, just for good measure.

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New Jennifer Hudson!

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Check out J-Hud’s just-released video for If This Isn’t Love (above)!!!!

The White Stripes Will Help Close Conan’s NYC Edition

As y’all know, Conan O’Brien is moving West- to Los Angeles – to take over for Jay Leno on the Tonight Show.

Well, the ginormous-headed ginger scored a big musical act for his last Late Night show on February 20th.

Show fave the White Stripes will be playing their first live performance since summer 2007 on Conan’s last NYC gig.

Back in 2003 the duo played the show for an entire week!

We’re sure Meg and Jack will have something very special lined up for the funny ginge.

Set your DVRs!

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Shia Shaves, Sports a New Hat

On Tuesday, the young Shia LaBeouf was spotted chilling outside of his New York City hotel.

For the NYC, he traded in his baseball cap for a more stylish topper.

But, he’s STILL smoking and wearing that hand brace.

Oh, Shi!

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In Hiding! Octo-Mom Can’t Take The Heat

Nadya Suleman and her horde of children have gone into hiding!

According to her spokesperson, Michael Furtney AKA Satan, her brood has been moved to an “undisclosed location” because of the intense criticism Octo-Mom has been receiving, some of which includes threats of violence and even death.

Futney said, “The bulk of them just rail against her being, as they would refer to her, as a person who’s taking advantage of the system, and they just go from there.”

They shouldn’t be surprised.

Suleman wanted attention and now she’s got it!

If you can’t take the heat, get out of the fertility clinic kitchen.

Seriously, Terrence??

Former Iron Man wacktor, Terrence Howard, is the latest celeb to weigh in on the serious matter between Chris Brown and RiRi.

“Chris is a great guy. He’ll be all right… Rihanna knows he loves her… Everybody just needs to get out of their way,” Howard blabbed to reporters.

Uh, really Terrence?

Love conquers over domestic violence????

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Hitting Back at Raisinface!

We mentioned Monday that Rachel Zoe devotee/T-shirt designer Christopher Sauvé was bullied by the wrinkled one’s lawyers out of producing tees that featured ‘her’ trademarked words, I DIE and BANANAS.

Well, the artist has announced that he plans to fight the glorified celebrity stylist.

Sauvé has hired a trademark lawyer of his own!

He’s launching a “Free the Fruit” campaign to “free fruit from corporate trademark.”

The artist said, “Fruits have been expressing themselves for ages in the fashion world for far too long to be trademarked.”

He’s creating a T-shirt line that will feature “supermodel fruit” and proceeds will go toward funding his legal fight.

Sauvé wants your input!

E-mail chris@chrissauve.com and he’ll produce designs with the most popular fruits.

We vote for kumquat!

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Battle Of The Oscar Parties

Madge will be celebrating more than just her divorce in a couple of weeks!

After acting as the saving grace of the Oscar after-party circuit last year, Madonna and Demi Moore are throwing another party this year at the home Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary.

Hordes of celebs made it out to the celebration on the westside last year, including Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Orlando Bloom.

Her Madgesty and Demi’s extravagant guest list-only affair will be in direct competition with the legendary Vanity Fair party, which is reportedly being massively scaled back this year. The mag is holding their soiree at the Sunset Tower hotel, saying “it will be smaller and more intimate than in years past and will use recycled décor.”

How PC!

Which party would U pick??

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Zac Efron Is A Nature Boy

Zac Efron took advantage of the lovely Los Angeles weather, taking a hike in the Hollywood Hills.

A shirtless hike – which is out favorite kind!

Oh, to be Zacquisha’s lucky water bottle!

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Writers Guild May Discipline Leno

Even though it’s been a year since the strike, the WGA West is reportedly still considering disciplinary action against Jay Leno, a Writers Guild member, for presenting self-penned monologues when his show was on during the strike last year.

Leno is facing “expulsion or suspension from guild membership, imposition of monetary fines or censure” according to WGA strike rules. There is, however, an appeals process.

During the strike, Leno paid his staff out of pocket, and after a great deal of back and forth between Leno and the WGA, it was thought that the matter had been resolved.

Do U think the WGA is going too far?