Real Life Gossip Girl Coming To Bravo!

Could a real life version of Chuck Bass be out there??? Bravo can only hope!

The cable network, notorious for their reality programming of the rich and not-so-famous, are in the works to produce a Gossip Girl-esque reality show following the lives of private-school attendees in New York City.

The only concern for the network are the problems that come hand in hand with filming minors and their hard pAArtying habits!

Reports are backing up Bravo’s fears, reminiscing of the “controversy [that] arose during Laguna Beach when the underage cast members were shown drinking what was presumably alcohol at the house parties featured in the show.”

Whatevs!! It’ll make great TV!

Both MTV and CBS have previously attempted similar shows, but both networks failed in pushing the series past the pre-production stage.

Hey, what about Rich Girls, MTV??? Don’t think we forgot about that train wreck of a show!!

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Paris Poses And Poses And Poses!

Paris Hilton took a page from the book of Speidi Thursday afternoon, posing her butt off for paps while shopping in Los Angeles.

Miss Hilton shamelessly showed off a fellow shopper’s tot, who matched the Heiress’ head to toe pink ensemble.

She also gamely posed as she tried on a number of outfits. And she even showed affection to some random adorable pup while paparazzi lingered outside.

Work it!

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Hot Girls In Scary Places Coming to E!

Such a great title – and concept!

On Friday, March 13th, E! will launch upon the world a show called, Hot Girls in Scary Places.

The reality show will ’star’ three USC cheerleaders challenged to spend the night in a supposedly haunted abandoned hospital for a cash prize of $10,000.

To get the prize, the trio will have to complete a series of challenges.

Says a network suit, “They’re totally scared, and totally believe experiences they’re going through. They’ll get scared and then be talking about a sorority party coming up. It’s a little bit ‘Scooby Doo’-ish.”

Like oh my alpha beta gamma!

Will you tune in?

Due to Popular Demand, A-Rod Book Hitting Stores a Month Early

The unauthorized Alex Rodriguez biography ,written by the Sports Illustrated columnist who outed A-Roid on his steroids us, is coming out a month sooner than planned.

The book, A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez has been moved up from May 19 to April 14.

Gotta strike while the iron is hot!

Can’t wait for the juice! Hee hee.

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The Other Duff Goes To The Career Graveyard

She must have not gotten a callback for that Lifetime TV movie about that 4th grade teacher/prostitute!

Whatever career Haylie Duff had is officially over.

The Haylien is set to star in a Hallmark Production of a prairie times Dr. Quinn knock-off called Love Takes Wing.

An adaptation of the Love Comes Softly franchise.

In the movie, Dr. Belinda Simpson (Jones) arrives in the town of Sikeston as a physician only to find many people have become ill or have died from a mystery ailment. She worries she’s in over her head, despite assurances from her best friend Annie (Haylie Duff). She must fight her own fears as well as the doubts of the town (who mistrust a woman doctor) and their pressure to close the orphanage (they blame the kids for the sickness). In the end, it’s faith that must lead the way.

What’s next? A stint on Home & Garden TV?

At least she’s working?

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Was It Too Soon For Usher’s Wife???

As we mentioned earlier this week,, Usher’s exwife, Tameka Raymond, suffered cardiac arrest as she was being anesthetized for liposuction surgery in Brazil this past weekend. And, surprisingly, the Brazilian doctors have been willing to talk about the unfortunate event to the media!

According to Ellen Dasptry, a rep for Sao Paulo plastic surgeon Dr. Silvio Sterman, the 38-year-old Tameka flew to South America to have lipo done on her stomach. Just TWO months after giving birth to the Usher’s son.

CRAZY! Doesn’t that seem a bit TOO soon anyway?

Dasptry said, “Tameka Raymond came here on Friday to do a liposuction. Shortly after she went under [general] anesthesia, she suffered a cardiac arrest.” She added that Tameka never received the surgery.

After the cardiac arrest she was immediately revived and placed in an induced coma. “When an attack like this happens, the doctors put the patient to sleep… and make sure that everything is okay and that there has not been any damage,” says the doc. “This is the protocol every time and this is what was done.”

Tameka was later transferred to one of Brazil’s larger hospitals and after a week of recovery “is doing very well. In plastic surgery all over the world, there is no rule that says a woman can’t have plastic surgery performed two months after childbirth.”

Better to be safe and wait!

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Greatly Improved!

Has Jessica Simpson hired a new stylist????

The failed country singer is finally learning how to dress for her body!

It seems like he may have dropped a few pounds recently too. Jessica was spotted earlier this week looking a bit more like she did before the holidays.

And Thursday night, Simpson opened up for Rascal Flatts at Madison Square Garden in New York.

Thankfully, this time she opted not to wear those hideous high-waisted pants again.

Jess rocked it in a little black dress and some stilettos instead.

Keep it up!

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Aubrey De-skanks at her Skankfest!

We almost didn’t recognize her!

A chic-looking Aubrey O’Day and her ever-present doggie, Ginger, celebrated her 29th birthday and recent Playboy cover at LA’s Apple Lounge with Hugh Hefner and a bunch of bunnies on Thursday night.

Looks are so deceiving, though.

We all know our Aberella is a skank, and that’s how we prefer her!

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Cheer Up, Gossip Girl!

What the hickory heck is going on with Little Jenny????

Oh, Taylor Momsen, we know you’re 15 and going through that horrible emo phase, but come on!

You’re only 15 and attending the AmFar Gala in New York on a Thursday night in a gorgeous gown! People twice your age don’t even get to do that!

So quit looking a hot mess, wipe some of that make-up off, stand up straight, do your hair, and for goodness sake – smile!

You’ll get frown lines!

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For Mickey Rourke, Gorilla Trumps Courtney Love!

Were the rumors false, or is it a case of post-hook-up remorse?

On Thursday, a pap asked Mickey Rourke if there was truth to the buzz that he was getting sexy with Courtney Love.

To that, Rourke proclaimed, “I’d rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla.”

Great non-denial denial, Micks!

Was Court that bad in the sack?

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