Katie Price needs a makeover

I have always wondered why celebrities think its ok to wake up and walk out of the house look like this?  I would be so embarrassed if anyone saw me walking around in public looking like a effn bag lady.  Seriously, why?  It just goes to show money doesn’t buy you class.

Just Like A Prayer

Madonna makes the people come together – and she makes all her suitors go to Kabbalah!

On Saturday, the Queen of Pop and her new Brazilian boyfriend, model Jesus Luz, attended services at the Kabbalah Center in NYC.

If he’s a good boy, he’ll do everything Madonna demands – especially bend over and take it like a man!

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J. Lo & Skeletor Bring Out The Twins!

Marc Anthony held a special Valentine’s Day concert at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Saturday night.

His wife, Jennifer Lopez, was there and even made an appearance onstage – bring out their babies, Max and Emme.

Look, J. Lo is even wearing her wedding ring! And smiling!!

La Lopez watched the concert from the side with her former manager, Benny Medina.

Those babies look just like their father!

Katy Perry’s Valentine’s Date??? Benji Madden!!!

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What will Paris say about this????

Katy Perry showed up at Lavo in Las Vegas on Saturday night with none other than Hilton’s ex, Benji Madden.

A well-placed source tells us, “They were with friends but you could definitely tell they were on a date! There wasn’t any public making out but they were very “friendly” with each other.”

Were they canoodling????

Date or not, Perry definitely seemed to be having a VERY good time.

Well into Sunday morning, a drunk spirited Katy took to the microphone and gave all the clubgoers a very special Valentine’s greeting.

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Katrina Darrell is one annoying bitch

 

I have no idea why this chick seems to be everywhere but she needs to go away…forever.  Katrina is one of those sexual diseases like herpes that you think is gone, and then BAM! There she is again popping her ugly ass head up.  Why the hell is anyone giving this girl any attention?  Wow, she performed in a bikini on American Idol.  WHO THE HELL CARES?! Look at her, she is a ugly ass broad. Someone please fill me in because I don’t get this one. 

How’d We Miss This One?

Elizabitch Hasselbeck has a clothing line that’s being sold on QVC.

The clothes so reek of her!

Who buys this shizzle?

Apparently, no one, since it’s been marked down to sell fast!

Jordan Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before

Jordan must rack her brain every night before heading off to beddy bye for a new way to get the world’s attention in the coming day.

On Friday, the former Brit glamour model hit the ritzy stores in Beverly Hills with rollers in her hair.

Only an attention-seeker would try shoes on at Sak’s lookin’ like such a hot mess.

That’s why we love her!

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Donald Trump’s Quitting the Casino Biz

When the going gets tough, Donald Trump gets packing!

According to new reports, the Donald wants nothing to do with the failing Atlantic City casinos that bear his name.

Things aren’t getting any better for the casino group. On Wednesday, they were granted ANOTHER extension to sort out how they were going to pay a whole load of money back to their anxious creditors.

And then come Friday, Donald announced that he and daughter Ivanka will be stepping down from the casino holding group’s board.

“If I’m not going to run it, I don’t want to be involved in it. I’m one of the largest developers in the world. I have a lot of cash and plenty of places I can go,” said Donald to the media.

Note, as part of some bankruptcy agreement a few years ago, Donald gave up operational control of the casino company.

For now, the Trump name will continue to be part of the troubled casinos’ names, but the Trumpster commented further that he may look into legal ways to disassociate from the group completely.

The Donald is ruthless!

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More Airplane Drama!

The landing gear on a flight into London’s Heathrow went crazy – causing the plane to go scraping along the tarmac.

The Eagle Has Landed! Posh Touches Down for NY Fashion Week

The real games can commence!

On Friday, Victoria Beckham was snapped getting off her plane at NY’s JFK airport looking every bit the fierce bitch that she is.

Work it, Poshy.

Her vibe is so 80’s! The bow headband, leggings, sheer top.

Posh is also showing off her thrifty side.

She gets a lot of use out of those round-toed Christian Louboutin pumps!

And, just to be sure, that is a fake fur capelet, right, Poshy poo?

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