Mickey Rourke Is The New Imelda Marcos

Mickey Rourke caused quite a stir at London’s Heathrow airport late last week when he tried to check-in an 80 pound, way-over-the-limit suitcase full of….shoes!

Mickey was in London for 8 days to attend the BAFTAs and do interviews and stuff.

So, that averaged out to 10 pounds of shoes for each day he was in London.

Crazy, crazy!

Does Posh even pack that much in shoes when she does her London trips?

Who would’ve guessed that Mickey was such a shoephile?!

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Beyonce Trademarks Sasha Fierce!

Sasha Fierce is about to get trademarked!

While doing some research, a Perezcious reader stumbled upon a trademark application for “Sasha Fierce” filed by one Beyonce Knowles back in September. The trademark would be good for books, programs, posters, and…comic books?

We’re not sure what she’s up to, but it sounds like some fierce business decision-making!

Click here to check it out.

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Everybody’s Talking About Chris Brown And Rihanna

Now that Chris Brown’s delivered his weak apology, it’s time for everyone to weigh in.

Oprah’s girlfriend best friend forever, Gayle King, says, “Right now I can’t think of anything that makes me support anything that Chris Brown is saying at this time. And my heart just aches for Rihanna.”

Ouch!

Gabrielle Union, however, took a more diplomatic approach, saying, “I know them both. Unfortunately, no one knows all the facts yet… what I think is great about this unfortunate situation is it can get us talking about violence… violence is never the answer. It’s good to get that dialogue started. I wish this wasn’t the catalyst for that… it’s never good to use violence as a means to an end.”

And Akon basically gave Rihanna a shout out, saying : “Keep doing what you’re doing baby. Keep things positive!” He added, “She’s a strong woman. I think she’ll get through it.”

Everyone’s got something to say except Rihanna.

Hopefully she will speak soon. But, more importantly, we hope she’s in good spirits!

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See What Shia LaBeouf’s Been Up To!

RUMSPRINGA // “Mind’s Awake” from Cantora Records on Vimeo.

He just directed the music video above.

Ch-ch-check it out!

Thoughts?????

Thank God Kate Moss Isn’t Pregnant Because…

Cokate took action and debunked those pregnancy rumors real quick.

Thank God, because at a recent Roberto Cavalli photo shoot in Los Angeles, it’s being reported that Kate downed bottle after bottle of beer.

Not quite the beverage of choice of a mother-to-be!

She also flipped on the ‘tude while shooting and “sat on the male model’s lap but ignored him – didn’t say one word to anyone – and then, when her pictures were done, walked out.”

It’s not behavior we wouldn’t already expect from our Cokate!

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SIGHting

Spotted: The Jonas Brothers – plus Joe’s girlfriend, actress Camilla Belle – at the Honor Society concert in NYC on Sunday night.

Hayden & Milo Go Kaput!

Just last month we mentioned how 19-year-old Hayden Panettiere took a romantical vacation to Bora Bora with her 31-year-old boyfriend and Heroes co-star, Milo Ventimiglia.

Well, the honeymoon is over!

Hayden and Milo have called it quits!

One source claims “It was a lifestyle conflict. They were in very different places.”

Translations: Milo was fed up with her immature ways!

The source adds, “They are still on friendly terms. There are no hard feelings.”

Apparently the two of them are just into different things.

The source says Hayden “is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that’s not his style.”

The two were dating for over a year and now is when they come to realize they have different likings?

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saMAN, Why Are You Doing This To LezLo???

There’s now a first-hand report of the squabble that went down early Saturday morning between LezLo and saMAN!!!

Lez and MAN stormed out of Charlotte Ronson’s afterparty at the Eldrige in downtown Manhattan and brought their heated brawl out onto the street.

This shiz reads like a romance novel!

“Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to me?” cried Lindsay Lohan as she chased her lover down East First Street in the wee hours of Valentine’s Day.

Jogging along as fast as her high heels would allow, Lindsay kept up a steady stream of pleas and wails.

At one point Samantha stopped in the middle of Houston Street and said something in a whisper.

“What are you talking about?” shrieked Lindsay in response, “I’ve been with you all night!”

Lindsay stomped out her cigarette just before following her girlfriend into the Bowery Hotel, where they either made up or else continued the emotional meltdown in more private quarters.

So much dramz!!!

We can only wonder what their latest argument (which resulted in the cancellation of their Valentines Day party in Florida) was about????

And what fueled the fire?????

Sniff Sniff

Could this be the end of LezLo and saMAN??

Of course not, the girls love the publicity waaaay too much!!!

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Lady GaGa To Perform At Brits….With The Pet Shop Boys!!!

Lady GaGa will be performing with the Pet Shop Boys at the Brits this Wednesday. And the organizers promise it to be one of the “raunchiest shows ever.”

That pretty much goes without saying!

She will be performing her own rendition of Nothing Has Been Proved, made famous by Dusty Springfield. The song recounts a 1963 political scandal called the Profumo Affair, in which minister John Profumo was revealed to be involved in an affair with a showgirl named Christine Keeler.

A source said, “The organizers wanted a female singer who would really shock to sing this track about the Keeler sex scandal. GaGa is the girl. She will be perfect. Don’t expect many clothes.”

We weren’t really expecting any!

In fact, we’d be shocked to see her in much more than a bikini brief!

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Mel Gibson Likes It Crispy, Not Original

When did Mel Gibson become KFC’s latest spokesman????

Mel was a dead ringer for Colonel Sanders at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards Sunday night, and we can only hope Sanders-Chic is a trend that’ll spread like a chicken grease fire through Hollywood!!

Yeah right!!

Maybe Mel’s preparing for a role in a Colonel biopic??

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